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| HollyWood Comedy Voicemail |
| 1 | "Austin Powers No one's home baby. leave a message and we'll be sure to get back to you...Oh behave!..... 01" | code 3001 |  |
| 2 | Mission Impossible Hello, your mission should you choose to accept it is to leave your name, number and a brief message after the beep. This recording will self destruct..... | code 3002 | |
| 3 | In the space time continuum has connected you to a channel in the 21st century ..... | code 3004 | |
| 4 | Congratulations! You are the 5,000,000th caller today. You have won a brand new car, providing of course that you can answer these questions.You have 15 seconds to tell us your name, number and to name all the victims on the Titanic..... | code 3005 | |
| 5 | Bogart Of all the answering machines in all the world, you had to call ours, We'll get back to you, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow..... | code 3006 | |
| 6 | Kermit the Frog Hello, Kermit the Frog here, testing 1 2 3, ahem, Gee, I must have a frog in my throat ..… | code 3007 | |
| 7 | Hi and welcome to our fun phoneline where you can talk to our voicemail machine for only $2.99 per minute, please leave you credit card details after the tone..... | code 3009 | |
| 8 | Dame Edna Well hello possums, I'm sorry that I'm unable to pick up the megastar hotline..… | code 3010 | |
| 9 | In Japan the hand can be used like a knife..... | code 3012 | |
| 10 | Hi there and welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device, coming to you every day ..... | code 3013 | |
| 11 | Elvis - Hey there baby, this is the king. I am a little busy right now... | code 3011 | |
| 12 | Incidental music Hello.... Have the lambs stoppped screaming? Don't bother with a trace, I won't be on long enough..... | code 3014 | |
| 13 | Incidental music And now....From the household you tried to reach, the untold story about how they missed your call. Relive the exciting drama of a return call..… | code 3015 | |
| 14 | Well, howdy. Since there's no-one here 'cept Smith, Wesson and me, I bet you're dying to hang up and not leave a message..... | code 3016 | |
| 15 | Mick Jagger 'ello, yeah, awight. Ere, how you all doin' out there? ..… | code 3017 | |
| 16 | The sweeping saga of love and war in the old South, comes to a voicemail box near you. It's 'Gone from the phone'..... | code 3018 | |
| 17 | Hello there and welcome to the show. Todays topic is voicemail devices and why we love to hate them ..... | code 3019 | |
| 18 | Get ready for action as Non-Stop Fox brings you 'The World most Scariest phone Messages 4.... | code 3020 | |
| 19 | Pulp Fiction Theme Hi telemarketers. One big phone scam. It's Quentin Tarantino's, Resevoir Phones..... | code 3021 | |
| 20 | You, 'sup. Make sure that you leave a message that's funky..... | code 3022 | |
| 21 | Arnold Schwarzenegar Asta la vista baby. Don't terminate your call, leave your message after the tone, I'll be back..… | code 3023 | |
| 22 | Hello and welcome to telephone tag time again, here's how we play. First, you leave a message ..... | code 3024 | |
| 23 | Hello....May I say who's calling? Oh yes, I've heard alot about you, you must be someone very special!..... | code 3025 | |
| 24 | The Young Ones Now, will you get that bloody phone...Ooo, I just did Vivien. Well, Neil, could you kindly tell them that we can't get to the phone..… | code 3026 | |
| 25 | Britney Spears Hi, this is Britney Spears. Sometimes my friend can't get to the phone and this is one of those times.… | code 3027 | |
| 26 | Del Boy and Rodney I'm afraid there's nobody available to take your call at the moment....oi! gimme that you little tart..... | code 3028 | |
| 27 | Homer Simpson Hello, you've reached the home of whoever you're calling. We can't take your call right now because we're at Moe's tavern with a frosty mug of Duff beer..... | code 3029 | |
| 28 | James Stewart Eh, eh, listen carefully, I, I, have only ten seconds to explain to you how to leave a message on one of these machines..... | code 3030 | |
| 29 | John Wayne Hold on there pilgrim, just because this is an answering machine doesn't give you the right to hang up..... | code 3031 | |
| 30 | Julian Clary Hello, yes, it's an answering machine, I've just slipped out...... | code 3032 | |
| 31 | Madonna What are you calling for? Remember when you her the beep to express yourself..... | code 3033 | |
| 32 | Monty Python What is it you great pillock, why do you persist in bothering us...... | code 3034 | |
| 33 | Ned Flanders Well howdillydoodleeydooo, (caller hangs up) hello, hello, hellodleyodley. | code 3035 | |
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